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I’m so glad things like Facebook and Twitter exist, because it has given assholes everywhere a megaphone to broadcast their terribleness.  So in that spirit I present to you the:

Top Ten Things Racists (who honestly don’t believe they are racists) Will Say During Black History Month:

  1. Why is there no white history month?
  2. Obama is the president. Racism isn’t a thing. 
  3. If there are black colleges, why aren’t we allowed to have white colleges?
  4. Why is the NAACP okay? Where is the National Association for the Advancement of White People?
  5. I’m not racist but, [something totally racist].
  6. Where is our affirmative action?
  7. I can’t be racist, I love Azealia Banks!
  8. Clarence Thomas is awesome.
  9. Why is it okay for a black person to use the n-word but I can’t?
  10. I’m allowed to say [something painfully racist], I have black friends.
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  2. aroundthefur said: Wait, eating peanut butter everyday ISN’T celebrating black history??? But I love fresh prince!
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  6. kanyelujah said: I’ve seen a lot of “I don’t have a racist [body part] in my body”
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  10. crackinwise said: My mother is guilty of 4 of these. Thankfully not on public blogs.
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  12. jasca said: Looking at some of the reblogs of this post make me very sad. I don’t understand how so many people fail to simply “get it”. But at least racism is over!!! Hooray!
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  16. yankeesordie reblogged this from lettyandthecity and added:
    LMFAO, this is stupid, because these examples don’t make someone racist. Stupid, stupid… and fucking stupid.
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  18. whatisrisp reblogged this from lettyandthecity and added:
    Call me racist then because I agree with almost all of those things.